Wednesday, October 14, 2009

College Letter

I am; The most interesting man in the world. Anyone who wants to be anything wants to be me. I live where i want; under the water, on the water, in the sky, in outer space. I scale the highest peaks on the earth and ski down them with ease and style only seen from Tom Wallisch. I bend the minds of men with only a glance. Storms brew in my anger. I make running look like I'm walking. I barely try, yet i succeed with outstanding grades. The time and effort i put in for 1 hour can equal that of 100 people. The efficiency of my talent exceeds expectations so far that it makes people mad. I have survived hundreds of attempts at taking my life. I do not use spell check, my spelling checks itself. The boogey man checks his closet for me every night. I don't ask for permission, i grant it. I'm sure you would be honored to have me in your College.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Descriptive Paragraph

The door was blasted open, a hard featured man holding a Thompson stepped into the room. Wearing a suit of great expense he looked of great importance and intimidation. His lips bitter and dry like dried fruit in the sun; burned and brittle from the cigarette. The man's face hardened and beat is a a crumpled and torn piece of paper that has aged many years, yet he is not as old as he should look. A large hat masked the evil twinge his eyes revealed as he looks back into your eyes as you taste the blood forced up through your body as you take yet another bullet again and again.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Cliche Lecture

It's the moment of truth. In a jiffy i will tell you everything you need to know. Even to this day, with only seconds to spare i stand here in front of you telling you over and over not to come late. You say "I lost track of time", after you try and sneak in quiet as a mouse. Let's cut to the chase, what are you going to do to improve. In a matter of time i will freak out just because you think your hot stuff and can show up late every class without any consequences. I hope you can just get here a little faster next time or i will have to hurl large objects at you. It was bad enough having to yell but I'm going to have to take it to the next level. I hope you take this in to consideration. Good day.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Super Powers

With great power comes great responsibility. Super powers are no joke and should be taken seriously. Time travel and the ability to stop time would be fun but seriously, the ability to stop pointless blogs would be the greatest super power ever. No, but being able to change the outcome of life would be great, you could see into the future and the past. You could truly plan your life and anything could be yours. Only thing wrong with it would be the lives you would change and the mass effect it would have. The responsibility is huge and must be controlled. Time travel would be the key to anything in the universe.