College Letter

I am; The most interesting man in the world. Anyone who wants to be anything wants to be me. I live where i want; under the water, on the water, in the sky, in outer space. I scale the highest peaks on the earth and ski down them with ease and style only seen from Tom Wallisch. I bend the minds of men with only a glance. Storms brew in my anger. I make running look like I'm walking. I barely try, yet i succeed with outstanding grades. The time and effort i put in for 1 hour can equal that of 100 people. The efficiency of my talent exceeds expectations so far that it makes people mad. I have survived hundreds of attempts at taking my life. I do not use spell check, my spelling checks itself. The boogey man checks his closet for me every night. I don't ask for permission, i grant it. I'm sure you would be honored to have me in your College.